Jose Mourinho wants Cesc Fabregas. Cesc Fabregas wants Barcelona. Arsenal want £45 million.
Its like a chocolaty toblerone, an expensive toblerone right enough but a toblerone all the same.
Real Madrid's "special one" wants to take the Spanish star to Madrid but after last years shenanigans with the will he won't he leave Arsenal saga, Fabregas allegedly wrote into his contract he would only leave if it were to go back to his boyhood heroes in Barcelona.
Arsenal also wrote in that it wouldn't be for any less than £45 million smackeroos.
Looks like your out of luck "special one", this is one player you won't be getting, unless you become Barca manager of course.